Today does not seem like a great day to go to school.

• My primary method of studying for AP Government is watching West Wing
• So far it is working out for me and I have done 0 work for the class
• I am conducting a small round of applause

gatzzby:

You’re not a REAL Gatsby fan unless you’ve read the book. Unless you’ve read every Fitzgerald book. Unless you’ve read their early drafts, mailed to you by Fitzgerald himself. Unless you first read Gatsby when Scott handed it to you in a Parisian bar in 1925, apologising for the cover when he saw you disapproved. Unless you embarked on an intense friendship with him that culminated in rumours that you two were having a clandestine homosexual affair. Unless you once took him to the Louvre so you could prove to him that his penis wasn’t any smaller than those on the statues there. Unless Scott turned up, drunk and uninvited, at your house so many times that you had to move more than once. Unless you continued to exchange increasingly infrequent and terse letters with him for the rest of his life, then missed his funeral because you were in Cuba. Unless you called his literary talent “as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterfly’s wings” and won a Nobel prize and wrote For Whom The Bell Tolls. That’s right, you poser, if you’re not Ernest Hemingway you can fuck straight off right now. We’re on to you.

(via greatgatzby)

What does it matter if nothing matters; we have to pretend it does

I found a couple sketch online crash courses online at 8pm the night before the AP exam and now I am finally learning the formulas I was supposed to understand for tests and stuff and fuck this is difficult but if I do the next two hours right I will NEVER DO THREE MINUTES OF STATISTICS EVER AGAIN

Here is a struggle

• My dress came and it is BEAUTIFUL and appropriately vintage that is not the struggle part
• I am pleased it fits nicely
• But I would like vintage heels too and all the most beautiful old shoes are around 3” heels
• But I wanted giant 6” death trap looking monster heels because I am good at wearing those and I am small
• I struggle
• That is all

I am so content this is so strange